I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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