When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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