there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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