I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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