dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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