Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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