I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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