If i come over, it means nothing
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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