Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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