I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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