you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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