he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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