Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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