i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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