i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize