Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So much rum. So many feels.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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