that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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