Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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