have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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