Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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