***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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