there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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