how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
