have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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