Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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