Midget sex pt 2 tonight
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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