Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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