Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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