she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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