At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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