I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My ATM looks so different sober.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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