You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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