Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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