Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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