The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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