new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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