Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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