This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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