Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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