Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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