I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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