Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
