we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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