Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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