where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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