Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I am naked and annoyed.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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