You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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