That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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