yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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