Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
No subtext here. People are naked.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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