Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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