You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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