I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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