We won't sleep together?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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