Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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