theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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